Wrestling with Rhyme.Have a glimpse into the poetic soul of "The Genius" of the World Wrestling Federation.
Excerpt:HULKAMANIA When the Hulkster hits the ringThat’s when it hits the fanA nuclear explosionFrom a modern Superman There never is an empty seatThey line up in the rainNot even Halley’s CometCould make the fans refrain In the magic of the momentWhen the action gets intenseKids from 6 to 86Are raptured with suspense There has never been a heroOf such magnitude beforeHe’s been the champ for three years nowAnd here’s to many more!
The Living LegendOnce upon a wrestling ringBut not so long agoMr. Bruno SammartinoWas the only name to know He stood up to Buddy RogersAnd then “nature boy” went downLess than 60 seconds laterSammartino wore the crown He’s the real “Italian Stallion”That’s a fact you can’t ignoreHis career had more successThan Rocky I, II, III, and IV The Living Legend lives againFor every single fanHe’s on the microphone each weekRight next to Vince McMahon
Brutus the Barber Just look at “Luscious Johnny V”You know why he’s a flop?His “Dream Team” has to pay their duesAt “Beefcake’s Barber Shop”